Y’all, let’s cut to the chase: The first Spider-Man: Far From Home teaser is here and it looks unbelievable. Stop whatever you’re doing and watch it now:
Though there are plenty of things to be excited about in the trailer, ranging from Tom Holland’s puppy dog-like face:
To some seriously AWESOME action scenes:
To whatever the heck this spidey-suit is for:
The most exciting part of the teaser is easily the big reveal of Jake Gyllenhaal as the mysterious Mysterio:
WOULD. YOU. JUST. LOOK. AT. THIS. SUIT. Y’ALL. I. STAN. A. FAITHFUL. COSTUME. DEPICTION.
Though Mysterio is a staple character in many Spider-Man comics, this will be the first live-action Spider-Man film that he makes an appearance in so, naturally, fans are PSYCHED.
Like, some fans have already begun writing theme songs for him:
While others could care less about whether or not he’s a good guy, they’re all in:
Also, like, truly bless Marvel Studios for allowing us to see Gyllenhaal’s handsome face, even though that’s not particularly canon to the character:
In short, July 5th cannot get here fast enough and also I have a full crush on a man who may be trying to kill Spider-Man and is also essentially wearing a fishbowl on his head. That is all.