Don’t joke about stinking up bathrooms in Kansas because it could get mistaken for a bomb threat.
I know you’re confused and curious right now, so let’s begin. Click your heels together and let’s travel to Kansas.
Now picture yourself in a local Kansas Home Depot bathroom.
Imagine the person in the stall next to you, while letting out a few farts, says, “You need to get out of here because I’m fixin’ to blow it up!”
Would you take it literally? Would you think he had a bomb? Well, people in Wichita, Kansas did and the police were called right away.
According to KWCH, police appeared and, after a thorough investigation, they realized the “bomb threat” was really just a man in a bathroom stall warning others about the severity of his need to use the restroom.
The exact words of the mystery pooper were, “You all need to get out of here because I’m fixin’ to blow it up.” One witness laughed and said he took it as a joke. Obviously, others didn’t.
When police tracked down Mr. Poop, he said it was all a misunderstanding.
Which is great, but also the real questioning should have been about whether or not he washed his hands afterwards.
That’s it. I think we all learned a very valuable lesson today. Don’t use the term “blow it up” when describing your “poop bomb” in public!