1. This baby Jesus ornament that looks like a big toe.
2. These holiday pants that should’ve thought the design through a little better.
3. This holiday display that says, “Asstmchri.”
4. This festive holiday coffee cup that looks like it was found at the scene of a murder.
5. This mall Christmas tree that looks like a colossal turd.
6. This Olaf ornament that features him with a candy cane nose and eyes that are utterly terrifying.
7. This confusing card that looks like it’s from someone named Dad.
8. The side of this Christmas gift bag that shows a reindeer’s leg and hoof looking like something else.
9. This book title that looks like its title says “Christmas Farts…,” but is actually, “Christmas Facts.”
10. This Fox News graphic that appears to say, “Treason for the Season.”
11. These lights that look like hovering underpants.
12. The bow on this horse’s rear that just doesn’t look great.
13. This festive sign for anyone who is feeling thnakful.
14. This weirdly structured sign that makes Santa sound like he’s a horror movie antagonist.
15. This flyer that appears to show Santa peeing syrup onto a stack of pancakes.
16. These light decorations that look like a bunch of dicks.
17. These reindeer decorations that look like they’re involved in some sort of human centipede-type situation.
18. And finally, the label of this hat that looks like it says “Santa Shat.”